The trip report summary: bus ride from hell; steaming bag of stomach contents #1; a kind sherpa couple; a leech where no leech should ever be; daily mountain passes; trail friends; adorable nepali children; clouds, clouds, rain, fog, clouds; the shock of mass tourism; yak convoys; my boots busting; acclimatizing; learning... to read and write nepali; more acclimatizing; clouds, clouds, snow, fog, clouds; adorable sherpa children; steaming bag of stomach contents #2 + blood; emergency donkey ride (="ambulance"); a turn in the weather; more mountain passes; the goddamn khumbu cough; no, i won't sleep in a tent, it's -10C; topless everest base camp (+ whiskey, rum, vodka, cigars, and cigarettes); glaciers and cairns and mountains oh my!; breathe breathe breathe COUGH; climbing higher to 5,600 m/ 18,500 ft; and finally, "the big one." Nearly four weeks, around 110 miles, about 9,000 meters of ascent, 14 mountain passes, and a lot of plates of dal bhat... I can safely say this qualifies as EPIC.
It's been a while since I posted... well, I'm still alive, I've just been hiking. Dave and I took just under four weeks to hike from Jiri, a small village in eastern Nepal, to near Mt. Everest, back south to Lukla. Here's the more extended trip report...
10/1: To get to the start of the walk in Jiri, we took the worst bus ride of the trip. The vehicle was built for midgets and driven by an insane man. We sat in the very back row, and I cracked my head on the ceiling when the bus hit potholes (there were approximately 398,593,176 of them on the 180 km drive). It took 9 hours. By the end, I was slumped on the floor of the aisle. That evening, I projectile vomited for a while, then the explosion of bodily fluids started from the other end.
10/2: Since I'm as crazy as the man driving the hellfire midget bus, we started walking to Shivalaya. After a while, the nausea was so bad I needed to stop every 50 meters to heave on the side of the trail. Dave carried my bag, Nepali-style, with the shoulder strap across his forehead. That got a lot of funny looks.
10/3: We walked from Shivalaya to Bhandar. It wasn't a bad walk--typical of this section of trail. Up a big hill, down a big hill. And I mean big. Unfortunately, by the time we got to Bhandar, I was running a fever and generally feeling like I had been under the bus for 9 hours instead of in it.
10/4, 10/5, 10/6: Although my stomach settled down, I had a fever that just wouldn't quit, even with ibuprophen/ paracetamol. An unexplained fever, especially coming from a tropical country, means I couldn't walk farther--if I got sicker, I was that much farther from help. So we waited. And waited. And waited.
The path from Jiri to Lukla doesn't see many trekkers anymore, due to the construction of the airstrip in Lukla and the (now discontinued) Maoist practice of asking for sizeable cash "donations" to their cause from foreigners. There were no large tour groups, trekkers tended to be more responsible, self-sufficient, and friendlier, prices were much lower, and the Nepalis were more interested in interacting with us. We stayed with this Sherpa man, Chhiring, and his non-English speaking wife while I recovered. Chhiring served me tea he grew himself and taught Dave the Nepali alphabet, so we could learn to read and write. Chhiring and his wife giggle constantly, like children. So cute.
10/7: I was feeling well enough to start walking. But the weather had changed--instead of clear and bright, the air felt damp. Monsoon usually blows through by September, but this year it had come late and lasted long. Our days of sunshine were numbered. And since the trail was wet, there was another surprise awaiting me...
This nasty thing attached itself on my upper upper upper thigh when I stopped to answer the call of nature off the trail. Let me tell you, the only blood-sucking thing I want that up in my business is a tampon (the picture is cropped for decency). As he blew up like a hellish, demented grape, my other thigh would brush against his slimy back, so I had to hike bow-legged for about an hour. I nicknamed him "Fatty McFatterson." My leg is still bleeding, eight hours later, when I arrive in Sete for the evening.